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Not Your Usual Monsters

By Norman Bilbrough

Stories

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Takeaway Dog
Phil gets lost... and eats and eats. (duration: 8′27″)
Dirt is Freedom
Joe's ambition in life is to have really stinking feet. (duration: 6′54″)
Cat Crush
Oscar the cat loves Tim so much, it's embarrassing. (duration: 9′11″)
Texting Monster
Gran buys a big old phone... that leads to trouble. (duration: 9′22″)
The Real Neat Soccer Team
The coach is so neat he probably presses his socks every morning. (duration: 10′04″)

Credits

Dirt is Freedom - read by Barnie Duncan
Testing Monster - read by Helen Moulder
The Really Neat Soccer Team - read by Brooke Williams
Cat Crush - read by Matt Whelan
Takeaway Dog - read by Matt Sunderland

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Author's Note

Norman BilbroughI once saw a man trying to exercise an overweight Labrador. But the dog didn’t want to chase a ball, or even run. The man told me it had been stolen by a man who ran a takeaway bar. When the owner found him again after two months, the dog was very (very) fat … And I thought, What a good story that would make

These stories are about animals, and people, who are not ordinary. They are monsters in their own way, which makes them irritating and interesting, and great to write about.

Norman Bilbrough

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