The Panel with Wendyl Nissen and Tim Watkin (Part 2)
The nation of Croatia has wiped out the debts of its poorest citizens in a 'fresh start' scheme. 'Boltholes with airstrips' in New Zealand are being bought up by the world's super-rich who want a hideout in case of 'civil uprising'. A giant slip n slide event which drew 3000 people to the Christchurch suburb of Sumner descended into disgruntlement as unhappy customers spent up to two and a half hours queuing. Stephen Fry calls God an 'evil, capricious, monstrous maniac'. He was asked on Irish TV what he would say to the Almighty at the gates of heaven.