This Way Up

Saturday 27 September 2014, with Simon Morton

NZ Radio Awards 2012 winner: Best Daily or Weekly Series (one hour or more duration)

The Panda Economy

Giant panda Stolz Gary M
Giant panda by Stolz Gary M, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.

They may be cute and cuddly - but giant pandas are big business.

The Chinese government is using the giant panda as a bargaining chip for global trade deals according to John Vidal, The Guardian's environment editor. He told Simon Morton that China rents a breeding pair for $1.2 million a year, and any new-born pandas have to be returned within two years. And then there are added costs like luxury panda houses and all you can eat bamboo shoots - especially if you are in a country like Scotland where bamboo is hard to come by.

"In Edinburgh there's not that much organic bamboo shoots around, so they pay $200,000 a year just to have the right bamboo shoots shipped in from France."

New Zealand hosted two pandas in the late 1980s; borrowed from Australia Xiao Xiao and Fei Fei spent three months at Auckland Zoo.

In 2010 talks began between the New Zealand and Chinese government about the possibility of having two pandas at a cost of $1.29 million a year. However in 2011, talks stalled because it was seen as unjustified spending following the Christchurch earthquakes.

Gallery: pictures of pandas

Lobsters, elks and apartments

Lobster tourism, drunk elks and the 20 year wait list for an apartment with Maddy Savage.

Birds: Tomtit

South Island tomtit.

Hugh Robertson and Simon Morton go bush in search of the miromiro – the tomtit – a delightful wee fluffy bird that looks a bit like a robin.

Cocktails in resthomes

Helen Jermyn Magic Me
Image: © Helen Jermyn Magic Me.

Mai Tais, cosmopolitans and margaritas are on the menu in some rest homes.

Themed cocktail evenings have been added to the activity list for rest home residents, allowing them to not only put their hair down occasionally, but also connect with other generations.

Loneliness and depression is common in rest homes and retirement villages. According to Campaign to End Loneliness, 40 percent of older people in care facilities in the UK have depression.

To reduce that, and to give residents something to look forward to regular cocktail evenings are organised, with volunteers of all generations coming from the community to mix and mingle over a cocktail or two.

Cocktails in resthomes
Images: Left - © Chaira Ceolin, Magic Me. Right: ©Eduardo de Oliveira, Magic Me.

Naked science: blood tests and fuel cells

Dr Chris Smith brings the latest in science news. A blood test to predict how quickly someone will recover from an operation, plus the next generation solar cell that could be used to make cheap hydrogen fuel.

Technology Challenging Society Series

Technology Challenging Society

How technology is helping athletes and coaches win, bring fans closer to the game and changing the spectator experience. 

The live event was hosted at Eden Park in Auckland by The Institution of Professional Engineers NZ in conjunction with the Sports Performance Research Institute and Radio New Zealand National.


John Cronin is the co-director of the Sports Performance Research Institute New Zealand as well as being a professor of strength and conditioning at AUT.

Hamish Carter is an Olympic gold medal winning tri athlete and all round fit bugger. These days, he's helping the next generation of kiwi athletes as the Performance Planning Manager at High Performance Sport and through is business SportConnect.

Jamie Tout has worked as a strength and conditioning for top athletes around the world.  He co-developed VX Sport, which is a wee gadget that that players wear to monitor athletes performance when they're training or on game day. It's used by the All Blacks but also in league and cricket teams as well as broadcasters.

And former international rugby star turned Sky Sport journalist and presenter Melodie Robinson. She's won two rugby world cups playing for the Black Ferns, and is a commentator and journalist with Sky Sports.

Quick hits
12:15   Pandanomics
12:25   Swedish housing crisis
12:32   Tomtit
12:44   Cocktail hour
12:52   Naked Science
13:10   Better, stronger, faster

The small print
First up it's pandanomics - the economics of pandas with The Guardian environment editor John Vidal. They may be cute and cuddly but pandas are big business in China, where they are rented out for millions of dollars to zoos around the world.  That's on top of the luxury panda houses required and an endless supply of fresh bamboo shoots!

Then at about 12.25pm we head to Sweden Maddy Savage reports on lobster tourism, drunk elks and the 20 year waiting list for an apartment in Stockholm.

At 12.35pm Hugh Robertson and Simon Morton go bush in search of the Miromiro, theTomtit - a delightful wee fluffy bird that looks a bit like a robin.

At 12.45pm grab your margarita mix, Clea House of Magic Me explains how some rest homes in the UK are combating loneliness by throwing cocktail mix and mingles with the younger generations.

And before the news Chris Smith with the latest science news. A blood test to predict how quickly someone will recover from an operation plus the next generation of solar cell that could be used to make cheap hydrogen fuel.

After 1, sport and technology in the IPENZ Technology Challenging Society Series: Better, Stronger, Faster - Engineering the Perfect Athlete.

Olympic champion Hamish Carter, Sky Sports journalist and presenter Melodie Robinson, strength and conditioning coach Jamie Tout and John Cronin John Cronin, co-director of the Sports Performance Research Institute New Zealand  discuss the implications of new technology on sport.

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Artist: JJ Cale
Track: Travellin' Light (Jack Frost's After Midnight Remix)
Composer: Cale
Broadcast:   12:49